just a thought...

if the only thing we could do with life is to lose it, and we are meant to live it to the fullest, then would it mean that we have done so only when we lose it? hmm.. ;)

Pre-judice

Ok kids, let me teach you something about prejudice. Prejudice stems from misconceived perceptions. Watch:

I'm from Singapore, I'm asian, I'm an ACS boy, I had 3 girlfriends, I love techno and detest classical music. I grew up in a upper-middle class home, have two siblings + parents who love me very much, living the very sheltered life here in Auckland, New Zealand. Things that I think myself to be: non-conformist, snobbish, arrogant, stubborn, somewhat stuffy, one-man gang, and thinks he owns the world and thus the world owes him something... and i'm almost funny.

Some of you have never met me, some of you never will. But if you ever see this guy for the first time,
and you wanna slap him already, that's prejudice.

schadenfreude

Imagine that you saw someone walk straight into a glass panel. SMACK!

Don't tell me you wouldn't walk away with that stupid smug grin on your pathetic little face. Heck, I just hope it made your day. Sure made mine! ;)

I reckon Narcissistic guys are in.

"I've got this really sweet guy that I think you might like."

"Oh, I'm diabetic."

Blasphemy!

Whoever said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" surely wasn't Chinese.

Broadband?

Attention bandwidth thieves:

Beware! I will steal yours back.

logically incapable

"In the absence of moral absolutes, pragmatism reigns."

Ethic of Reciprocity

Easy:
I scratch your back, you scratch my back.

I massage your back, you massage my back.

I stab you in the back, you... well, you're dead.

you blooming ego #62!

I used to think that Jessica Alba was the best thing to walk this earth. Then I met me.

A Lawyer's Attempt at Humour

"i think i know why the merlion is located at the waterfront together with the bars and all..."

"What, to look cool?"

"That, and also to save water- recycle those drunkies' puke and pump it through Mr Pukelion."

matter-of-factly

toothpastefordinner.com

the fault is my own.

Everyday i wake up, i think to myself," what in the world am I doing here?"

and I realise that maybe, just maybe, I chose to.

unanimous assent.

...face it, we're all seeking an audience. rarely do we want a debate.

wise words - indie style

You know what the problem is with indie stuff? We never go mainstream.

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Update: I just realised that this is my 100th post! woo! never thought i'll live till this day. ie never thought that i had this much commitment in something, or anything. i think that's the beauty of a blog. You can neglect it for however long you want and it won't die. sweet eh... always wondered why i got a girlfriend. hmm.. oh yeah, the perks. :P

denial problem.. almost like a dental problem.

"Jason, imagine that you have a huge denial problem..."

"Hmm... No? I mean, why the hell would I do that?!"

shame, and lack of... the most useless concept, ever.

shame is for the shameful to keep. the shameless, lacks shame to lose.

sugar, spice and everything nice...

i bet they turned out to be short and tiny girls because they threw a ps3 in and poof: three short-circuited little girls. amazing what technology does huh. ;)

he must be really angry.

one day, the wind had enough and kicked up a storm.

like like like not exactly.

like oh my god. today i was like, not exactly, but like on a plane, filled with euphoria and then like the whole damn thing crash down onto earth. like, but not really..

buying time - unbottled.

yesterday, i spent my day pleading with God for another day. By the end of the day, I got it. And that's how i spent my day - buying a day at a time.